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 Post subject: Luck of The Irish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:40 pm 
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life , between the legs of me wife!" :beer

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the nite !
He went home and told his wife Mary , "I won the prize for the Best Toast of the nite "

She said , "Aye did ye now . And what was your toast ?"
John said Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is nice indeed, John !" Mary said

The next day , Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner . The man chuckled leeringly and said , "John won the prize the other nite at the pub with a toast about you, Mary ." :HUBBA
She said "Aye , he told me , and I was a bit suprised myself. You know , he's only been in there twice in the last 4 years . Once he fell asleep , and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."

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